Just because they are dark brown, wearing a pair of brown boots or dark chocolate slippers to a wedding is going to garner just as much negative attention
Try not to overcomplicate healthy eating

Nutritional Facts Serving size 1 Cup (100g) Total Fat 12g 15% Cholesterol 10 mg 3% Sodium 350 mg 15 % Total Carbohydrate 8g 3% Protein 5g Ingredients Romaine lettuce, mexican caesar dressing (water, soybean oil, organic pumpkin seed, distilled vinegar, dehydrated buttermilk, egg yolk, parmesan cheese [part skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], jalapeno pepper, salt, lime juice concentrate, dehydrated garlic, sugar, dehydrated onion, dehydrated cilantro, spice, lactic acid, xanthan gum), mexican cheese with monterey jack croutons (enriched wheat flour [wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], sunflower oil with rosemary [sunflower oil, rosemary extract], monterey cheese mexican spice seasoning [whey, salt, monterey jack cheese powder (cultured pasteurized milk, salt, enzymes), spices, natural flavors, 2% or less of silicon dioxide (to prevent caking}], bakers yeast, palm oil shortening*, salt, cane sugar), oil roasted salted pepitas (pepitas, soybean oil, sea salt), parmesan (parmesan [pasteurized milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], powdered cellulose [to prevent caking])

Monique Lhuillier dress (also love this one and this one) Stuart Weitzman heels (also love these and these)