Lobster Hat for Adults Theme_Black Swan but then you can just

but then you can just tell them how you were cursed and put into a deep sleep and then point out that your manager apparently didn't even try to rescue you

busting out a set of bongos every chance he gets (it's a part of his anger management routine)

whether that's a throwback like Davy Crockett or blasting into the future with spaceships and robots

If you're lucky someone will ask who invited little red riding hood and then

Lobster Hat for Adults Theme_Black Swan but then you can justWe would never recommend that you try to wear a live lobster as a hat. First of all, the lobster wont like it very much. Those little crustaceans are ornery little critters and they wont hesitate to use those big claws of theirs to pinch up your face pretty good. Second, lobsters have a hard exoskeleton, which also will not feel very appealing while it sits on your head. Lastly, its just a bit silly to even try when theres this handy cushy hat thats a